Tweaker Apocalypse (Director’s Should because the first one was too sober)

Welcome to the end times.

Not the biblical ones — those would be easier.

I’m talking about the kind of apocalypse where a man wearing a foil hat shaped like a swan tries to sell you a broken vape and a conspiracy theory at three a.m behind a Dollar General. Why would you even have been behind there to see them at three a.m?

This is not a drill my friends.

This is not a simulation where you wear those simulation glasses and can be stopped at anytime.

This is not even the worst Tuesday I have personally have had. Let me tell ya I've had some bad ones too.

This is the Tweaker Apocalypse, and if you’re reading this, congratulations — you’ve survived long enough to need a field manual.