OMG My Super Secretive Boyfriend Might Be a Spy… I Think
Featuring a spiritually exhausted Pisces, an infuriatingly attractive spy, international chaos, weaponized emotional unavailability, and enough questionable relationship decisions to concern several intelligence agencies, OMG My Super Secretive Boyfriend Might Be a Spy… I Think is an absurdist romantic comedy about love, lies, and discovering that sometimes the biggest red flag isn't that your boyfriend might be a spy.
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Chapters
1
In Which My Boyfriend Joins Either a Cult, a Pyramid Scheme, or Both
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2
In Which I Mistakenly Commit Several Federal Crimes While Emotionally Processing
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3
In Which My Boyfriend Commits Several OSHA Violations Instead of Using the Elevator
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4
In Which I Am Kidnapped, Sedated, Internationally Transported, and Still Expected to Emotionally Self-Regulate
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5
In Which My Boyfriend Finally Admits He Is a Spy and I React Reasonably
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6
In Which We Attempt a Strategic Extraction and Instead Experience Cardio
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7
In Which I Experience Spiritual Decompensation Somewhere Near Belarus
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In Which I Am Emotionally Devastated at an Airport Like a Respectable Adult
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Epilogue — In Which I Demonstrate Tremendous Personal Growth by Absolutely Refusing to Go to Qatar
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