TWIN PEAKS TWINK THROUPLE TROUBLES

An Ethically Sourced Romantic Disaster

Love is complicated. Love in San Francisco is expensive. And love in a throuple where everyone has a sustainability manifesto is a full-blown municipal emergency.

Meet Gaius, Auberge, and Ruslan: three men, one relationship, and absolutely no ability to let anything go.

A questionable avocado becomes an ethical crisis. A twenty-third birthday requires a memorial service for lost cheekbones. Fine lines are diagnosed as Stage Four Crow’s Feet. A prescription medication triggers an existential reckoning with the porcine industrial complex. And meeting the parents? That means navigating Sedona crystal evangelists, Russian borscht diplomacy, and a Texas barbecue patriarch whose Republican politics nearly bring the entire relationship to its knees.

Naturally, the solution to every problem is a conference, a committee, or a resolution circle nobody asked for.

But when these three attempt to plan a wedding that is emotionally sustainable, ethically sourced, and liberated from the wedding-industrial complex, they discover that even true love has its limits—and that sometimes the most radical act of all is eating the damn cake.

Set amid the fog, fabulousness, and occasional existential collapse of San Francisco’s Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks Twink Throuple Troubles is a wildly camp, gloriously absurd comedy about queer love, performative virtue, family dysfunction, and the exhausting business of trying to be a good person in a world where even your sandwich might have questionable origins.

Three men. One throuple. Zero ethically uncomplicated avocados.

Some relationships need couples therapy. These three need a city permit.