The HOA — A Modern-Day Villain Origin Story
The HOA does not just run the neighborhood. The HOA is the neighborhood: a group of adults who gather voluntarily to enforce rules nobody asked for, like the PTA and the IRS had a baby that grew up to police the color of your mailbox.
A comic anthropology of modern suburban life, taking on lawns as identity, Costco migration patterns, the fitted sheet crisis, the emotional support houseplant you are going to kill, and what all of it looks like from a trailer park and a 94 Bounder.
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THE HOA — A MODERN-DAY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY
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CHAPTER 3: THE LAWN — YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR BURDEN
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CHAPTER 4: THE COSTCO MIGRATION PATTERNS
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CHAPTER 5: MASTERING THE ART OF SMALL TALK
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CHAPTER 6: PUMPKIN SPICE — A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE
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CHAPTER 7: THE FITTED SHEET CRISIS
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CHAPTER 8: POTLUCK PANIC DISORDER
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CHAPTER 9: TRAILER PARK ANTHROPOLOGY
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CHAPTER 10: THE BOUNDER CHRONICLES
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CHAPTER 11: WHITE CULTURE VS. RV CULTURE — A COMPARATIVE STUDY
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CHAPTER 12: SURVIVING ON DISABILITY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE BUYS AIR FRYERS
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CHAPTER 13: HOW TO CLAP ON 1 AND 3 WITH CONFIDENCE
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CHAPTER 14: THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HOUSEPLANT YOU WILL KILL
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